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Immature Jokes!!!! Juvenile 'humour' is teh funny! :lol: Rate Topic: -----

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Posted 18 April 2005 - 01:52 PM

Submit funny, yet poor taste/juvenile, jokes here! Here's one...

Q. Why were the baker's hands brown???







A. Because he *kneaded* a pooh.
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Posted 18 April 2005 - 03:20 PM

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Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing?
A. He didn't have any arms.

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Posted 18 April 2005 - 04:19 PM

Q. What's pink and crawls up the inside of your leg?
A. Homesick Abortion
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Posted 18 April 2005 - 04:23 PM

Q. What did Spock find in the toilet???





A. The Captain's Log.
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Posted 18 April 2005 - 04:27 PM

Q: What happened to the two peanuts that walked down a dark alley?

A: They were "asSALTed"!!!

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Posted 18 April 2005 - 04:54 PM

did you hear the one about the cannibal who dumped his girlfriend?

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Posted 18 April 2005 - 05:00 PM

HAHAHA thats fucking hilarious!
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Posted 18 April 2005 - 09:23 PM

why shouldn't you have women in rock bands...




....because they're not as good
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Posted 19 April 2005 - 01:37 AM

Q. What's the best thing about marrying a woman with leprosy?
A. She can only give you lip once!

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Posted 19 April 2005 - 02:00 PM

Q. What has 8 arms and tells the time??



A. A Clocktopus...
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Posted 19 April 2005 - 05:59 PM

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dashboard of their car?

so they can park in the handicapped spot.
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Posted 19 April 2005 - 08:00 PM

what do you call those guys that hang around with musicians?

drummers.
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Posted 20 April 2005 - 03:56 PM

Eh Tommy, on Apr 19 2005, 09:00 PM, said:

what do you call those guys that hang around with musicians?

drummers.
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I think the corret answers is bassists actually :D
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Posted 20 April 2005 - 09:22 PM

pan satyros, on Apr 20 2005, 04:56 PM, said:

Eh Tommy, on Apr 19 2005, 09:00 PM, said:

what do you call those guys that hang around with musicians?

drummers.
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I think the corret answers is bassists actually ^_^
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OMG you just made his joke sooo much more funny

i was pissing myself after reading his post......then i scrolled down and BAM! your post... :unsure:
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Posted 21 April 2005 - 09:19 PM

turkish, on Apr 20 2005, 10:22 PM, said:

pan satyros, on Apr 20 2005, 04:56 PM, said:

Eh Tommy, on Apr 19 2005, 09:00 PM, said:

what do you call those guys that hang around with musicians?

drummers.
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I think the corret answers is bassists actually ^_^
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OMG you just made his joke sooo much more funny

i was pissing myself after reading his post......then i scrolled down and BAM! your post... :unsure:
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And there are people who think immature jokes are not funny, damn elitists :D
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Posted 21 April 2005 - 10:59 PM

How many vocalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


just one to hold it in place while the world revolves around him.
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Posted 22 April 2005 - 06:09 PM

it's not that i don't find immature jokes funny, just that was THE shittest comeback ever.

if there was an award for shit comebacks it would win hands down

i mean it wasn't even immature ...... or funny
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Posted 22 April 2005 - 06:18 PM

your MUM isn't immature or fanny....

(that was DEFINATELY immature)

yup, I'm the most immature :unsure:

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Posted 25 April 2005 - 12:16 AM

A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from his parents, went over to their house, and found his mother in the kitchen cooking dinner. He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big sigh, and said, "Mom, I have something to tell you: I'm gay."

His mother made no reply or gave any response, and the guy was about to repeat it to make sure she'd heard him, when she turned away from the pot she was stirring and said calmly, "You're gay -- doesn't that mean you put other men's penises in your mouth?"

The guy said nervously, "Uh, yeah, Mom, that's right." His mother went back to stirring the pot, then suddenly whirled around, whacked him over the head with her spoon and said, "Don't you EVER complain about my cooking again!!!!!"
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Posted 25 April 2005 - 12:59 AM

turkish, on Apr 22 2005, 07:09 PM, said:

it's not that i don't find immature jokes funny, just that was THE shittest comeback ever.

if there was an award for shit comebacks it would win hands down

i mean it wasn't even immature ...... or funny
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It wasn't a comeback or a funny remark. Quite simply I had heard that joke before and felt the need to correct it.
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