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paddys wink! where have you been??
as for the joke.. i dont get it.
Immature Jokes!!!!
Juvenile 'humour' is teh funny! :lol:
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Posted 16 August 2006 - 05:21 PM
Droogie, on Aug 16 2006, 06:12 PM, said:
paddys wink! where have you been??
as for the joke.. i dont get it.
as for the joke.. i dont get it.
i went to prauge once
na my case is rested as it is won,surely only a fool or a terrorist would go against my findings.tell me what the bitter taste of defeat is like,for i can taste only the sweetness of victory.abuse me more to your folly as it only strengthens my resolve,you weak inept cretinous pondlife
i will say no more on the matter until I see fit,rather like the lord of the manor throwing scraps to the uneducated peasants.now scurry away to your inadequate brothels of lower learning. for you cease to amuse me
i will say no more on the matter until I see fit,rather like the lord of the manor throwing scraps to the uneducated peasants.now scurry away to your inadequate brothels of lower learning. for you cease to amuse me
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Posted 18 August 2006 - 02:20 PM
you went there, you should at least know how to fucking spell it!
as for the joke... i think 'lambs' (i.e. sheep) supposedly sounds like 'islams'
as for the joke... i think 'lambs' (i.e. sheep) supposedly sounds like 'islams'
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Posted 19 August 2006 - 06:12 PM
read the joke grammar nazi ,islams, HIS LAMBS
boom head shot thats fantastic that is,very good
boom head shot thats fantastic that is,very good
na my case is rested as it is won,surely only a fool or a terrorist would go against my findings.tell me what the bitter taste of defeat is like,for i can taste only the sweetness of victory.abuse me more to your folly as it only strengthens my resolve,you weak inept cretinous pondlife
i will say no more on the matter until I see fit,rather like the lord of the manor throwing scraps to the uneducated peasants.now scurry away to your inadequate brothels of lower learning. for you cease to amuse me
i will say no more on the matter until I see fit,rather like the lord of the manor throwing scraps to the uneducated peasants.now scurry away to your inadequate brothels of lower learning. for you cease to amuse me
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Posted 19 August 2006 - 08:26 PM
even i got the joke...man, some of you are just silly.
did anyone see girls aloud at v festival on e4? HILARIOUS camera work. they kept switching between different camera shots either close up on the breasts or crotch. barely ever saw their faces. classic.
did anyone see girls aloud at v festival on e4? HILARIOUS camera work. they kept switching between different camera shots either close up on the breasts or crotch. barely ever saw their faces. classic.
rock music is kewl
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Posted 20 August 2006 - 04:28 PM
id like to shag the blonde one
na my case is rested as it is won,surely only a fool or a terrorist would go against my findings.tell me what the bitter taste of defeat is like,for i can taste only the sweetness of victory.abuse me more to your folly as it only strengthens my resolve,you weak inept cretinous pondlife
i will say no more on the matter until I see fit,rather like the lord of the manor throwing scraps to the uneducated peasants.now scurry away to your inadequate brothels of lower learning. for you cease to amuse me
i will say no more on the matter until I see fit,rather like the lord of the manor throwing scraps to the uneducated peasants.now scurry away to your inadequate brothels of lower learning. for you cease to amuse me
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Posted 21 August 2006 - 11:45 AM
aren't they called muslims?
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Posted 26 August 2006 - 08:46 PM
A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two insects mating.
"Daddy, what are those two insects doing?" she asked
"They're mating," her father replied
"What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.
"That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.
"So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied "No dear. Both of them are called Daddy Longlegs."
The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a
moment.........
.....then took her foot and stomped them flat and said,
"Well, we're not having any of that gay sh*t in our garden."
"Daddy, what are those two insects doing?" she asked
"They're mating," her father replied
"What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.
"That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.
"So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied "No dear. Both of them are called Daddy Longlegs."
The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a
moment.........
.....then took her foot and stomped them flat and said,
"Well, we're not having any of that gay sh*t in our garden."
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Posted 26 August 2006 - 09:42 PM
Dave, on Aug 26 2006, 09:46 PM, said:
A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two insects mating.
"Daddy, what are those two insects doing?" she asked
"They're mating," her father replied
"What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.
"That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.
"So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied "No dear. Both of them are called Daddy Longlegs."
The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a
moment.........
thats just homoarachnaphobic
.....then took her foot and stomped them flat and said,
"Well, we're not having any of that gay sh*t in our garden."
"Daddy, what are those two insects doing?" she asked
"They're mating," her father replied
"What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.
"That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.
"So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied "No dear. Both of them are called Daddy Longlegs."
The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a
moment.........
thats just homoarachnaphobic
.....then took her foot and stomped them flat and said,
"Well, we're not having any of that gay sh*t in our garden."
na my case is rested as it is won,surely only a fool or a terrorist would go against my findings.tell me what the bitter taste of defeat is like,for i can taste only the sweetness of victory.abuse me more to your folly as it only strengthens my resolve,you weak inept cretinous pondlife
i will say no more on the matter until I see fit,rather like the lord of the manor throwing scraps to the uneducated peasants.now scurry away to your inadequate brothels of lower learning. for you cease to amuse me
i will say no more on the matter until I see fit,rather like the lord of the manor throwing scraps to the uneducated peasants.now scurry away to your inadequate brothels of lower learning. for you cease to amuse me
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Posted 04 July 2007 - 05:52 AM
A little boy and girl are sittin in a sandbox when they both stood up and their pants fell off and they asked each other "whats that" pointing to their private parts. They both ran home and the little boy asked his father what his penis was and dad answered, "thats your truck, try to park it in as many garages as you can." The little girl asked her mother the same question and her mother said, "that's your garage. Don't let any boy park his truck there." So the next day the little girl comes running home yelling "mommy, mommy, a boy tried to park his truck in my garage so i knocked his wheels off!"
another one
This little boy wakes up 3 nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents room. Finally one morning he goes to his mom and says, "Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noises and when I look in your bedroom you're bouncing up and down on him." His mom is taken by surprise and says, "Oh..well...ah....well I'm bouncing on his stomach because he's he's fat and that makes him thin again." And the boy says, "Well, that won't work!" His mom says, "Why?!?" And the boy replies, "Because the lady next door comes by after you leave each day and blows him back up!"
another one
This little boy wakes up 3 nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents room. Finally one morning he goes to his mom and says, "Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noises and when I look in your bedroom you're bouncing up and down on him." His mom is taken by surprise and says, "Oh..well...ah....well I'm bouncing on his stomach because he's he's fat and that makes him thin again." And the boy says, "Well, that won't work!" His mom says, "Why?!?" And the boy replies, "Because the lady next door comes by after you leave each day and blows him back up!"
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Posted 05 July 2007 - 10:04 PM
can of petrol £5
gas cannisters £19.99
secondhand jeep cheroke £3500
terrorists burning to death......priceless
gas cannisters £19.99
secondhand jeep cheroke £3500
terrorists burning to death......priceless
na my case is rested as it is won,surely only a fool or a terrorist would go against my findings.tell me what the bitter taste of defeat is like,for i can taste only the sweetness of victory.abuse me more to your folly as it only strengthens my resolve,you weak inept cretinous pondlife
i will say no more on the matter until I see fit,rather like the lord of the manor throwing scraps to the uneducated peasants.now scurry away to your inadequate brothels of lower learning. for you cease to amuse me
i will say no more on the matter until I see fit,rather like the lord of the manor throwing scraps to the uneducated peasants.now scurry away to your inadequate brothels of lower learning. for you cease to amuse me
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Posted 06 June 2010 - 06:29 AM
doggydoo, on Jun 7 2005, 02:32 AM, said:
Ms Bird, can we get an extension on our Art, about 5 years or so?
Oh Noes! It runs out tomorrow! D:
