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#21 Droogie

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Posted 25 April 2005 - 05:51 PM

pan satyros, on Apr 25 2005, 01:59 AM, said:

turkish, on Apr 22 2005, 07:09 PM, said:

it's not that i don't find immature jokes funny, just that was THE shittest comeback ever.

if there was an award for shit comebacks it would win hands down

i mean it wasn't even immature ...... or funny

It wasn't a comeback or a funny remark. Quite simply I had heard that joke before and felt the need to correct it.

erm... but the joke is about drummers. its a joke about the fact that drumming doesnt involve a lot of musical understanding (unless you drum in dream theater or something). bass playing actually involves playing notes and melodies and so is more musical, so your version is obviously wrong there.

#22 Forgone Conclusion

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Posted 27 April 2005 - 04:22 PM

What has 7 arms and rocks?

Def Leppard

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Posted 29 April 2005 - 08:27 AM

lol

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?

I don't have a ferrari in my garage...

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Posted 29 April 2005 - 05:33 PM

or a pile of dead babies.......and infact you don't even have a garage in the first place.......

what's a retard's favorite food?

........shoulder

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Posted 29 April 2005 - 07:20 PM

HAHA Bob. Also, I agree with Tommy to some extent that I probably have never seen a good drummer on TV shows. They all play bland repetitve beats, for a fairly good reason in that it usually fits ok. But all that means is that being a good drummer is harder, which is why actual good drummer rock. Danny Carey being their god.

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#26 sexual_harassment_panda

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Posted 29 April 2005 - 10:33 PM

turkish, on Apr 29 2005, 07:33 PM, said:

or a pile of dead babies.......and infact you don't even have a garage in the first place.......

what's a retard's favorite food?

........shoulder

In a similar vein...

Q. What's an epileptic's favourite food?

A. Tongue.

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Posted 11 May 2005 - 08:31 PM

this is probably going to get deleted straight away but it had me in hysterics

why can't stevie wonder read...?

because he's black

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Posted 11 May 2005 - 08:39 PM

Well im definately not going to delete it.
Have heard it many a time before but it is very good.

#29 Forgone Conclusion

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Posted 12 May 2005 - 07:21 PM

What's similar between Santa and Micheal Jackson?

They both leave little kids' houses with empty sacs

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Posted 12 May 2005 - 11:36 PM

Q. What do you call an Ethiopian taking a shit???

A. A show-off...

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Posted 14 May 2005 - 06:17 PM

Why did the boy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Posted 14 May 2005 - 06:43 PM

This following joke has got to be the most diegradiing thing a man could say about himself....

I'm a eunick!

No... Just kidding.

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Posted 14 May 2005 - 09:20 PM

it's eunuch and i don't get it

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Posted 15 May 2005 - 01:40 AM

A guy without balls is better off a gay guy and what does a teen say when hes called gay? "NO IM NOT YOU STUPID FUCKER!".

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Posted 30 May 2005 - 12:07 PM

what. the. fuck.

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