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#221 Echoes

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Posted 24 January 2006 - 04:02 PM

Q: Why was the Egyptian girl worried?
A: Beacuse her daddy was a mummy.

Q:Where do you find a dog with no legs?
A: Right where you left him.

Q:What is Winnie the Pooh's middle name?
A: The

#222 where_i'm_calling_from

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Posted 24 January 2006 - 04:13 PM

where does sadam keep his CDs?

in a rack!!!

rock music is kewl

#223 Droogie

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Posted 24 January 2006 - 05:23 PM

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

"wheres my tractor?"

#224 Echoes

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Posted 24 January 2006 - 11:16 PM

the biggest joke of all:

http://i-am-bored.co...m?link_id=15042

#225 Gabriel Synthesis

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Posted 24 January 2006 - 11:21 PM

what the hell were you looking for to find that?

#226 Echoes

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Posted 24 January 2006 - 11:25 PM

my tractor

EDIT: that's a lie, someone just posted a link to it on the QOTSA forum
s'quite a following he's got over there, strangely

#227 Forgone Conclusion

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Posted 25 January 2006 - 05:21 PM

Hasselhoff rocks

"You and Wilson have my skills, Mr Hayden. In return, I received a taste for Radiohead and an encyclopedic knowledge of pornographic knock-knock jokes. Yes, I'd like to switch back if possible"

#228 Craobh_Rua

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Posted 25 January 2006 - 05:30 PM

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree?

Because he was stuck to the monkey's foot.

Seen that Hasselhoff video before and it has to be one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Legend.

Did you hear about the magic tractor?

It drove down the road and turned into a field.

#229 The Phlegmy One!111

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Posted 31 January 2006 - 08:15 PM

Funniest one I heard in awhile -
What's Snoop Dogg's favourite weather?

Drizzle.

...toy-like people make me boy-like...

Posted Image

#230 Droogie

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Posted 31 January 2006 - 08:26 PM

anyone hear the one about the dead bluesman?

he didnt wake up in the mornin'.

#231 Droogie

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Posted 18 February 2006 - 02:54 PM

why does mike tyson cry during sex?

mace.

#232 Forgone Conclusion

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Posted 18 February 2006 - 06:56 PM

haha - good one

"You and Wilson have my skills, Mr Hayden. In return, I received a taste for Radiohead and an encyclopedic knowledge of pornographic knock-knock jokes. Yes, I'd like to switch back if possible"

#233 hammerhead

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Posted 24 February 2006 - 10:22 AM

why is ET so short.................?

because he has little legs.

Lets start a mosh-pit

#234 Craobh_Rua

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Posted 03 March 2006 - 05:04 PM

hammerhead, on Feb 24 2006, 10:22 AM, said:

why is ET so short.................?

because he has little legs.

He clearly doesn't have little legs, I would be more inclined to say he has short legs.

Completely ruined that joke for me.

#235 Droogie

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Posted 03 March 2006 - 08:17 PM

hammerhead, on Feb 24 2006, 10:22 AM, said:

why is ET so short.................?

because he has little legs.

thats not really a joke, just a logical answer to a question. unless i'm missing something.

#236 Gabriel Synthesis

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Posted 03 March 2006 - 09:29 PM

Droogie, on Mar 3 2006, 08:17 PM, said:

hammerhead, on Feb 24 2006, 10:22 AM, said:

why is ET so short.................?

because he has little legs.

thats not really a joke, just a logical answer to a question. unless i'm missing something.

surely you could argue the same for:

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why does mike tyson cry during sex?

mace.

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Posted 03 March 2006 - 10:50 PM

It's meant to be 'what is ET short for?', except hammerhead's retarded

"You and Wilson have my skills, Mr Hayden. In return, I received a taste for Radiohead and an encyclopedic knowledge of pornographic knock-knock jokes. Yes, I'd like to switch back if possible"