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actually yellow and green budgies do too
This post has been edited by turkish: 19 June 2005 - 09:14 PM
Immature Jokes!!!!
Juvenile 'humour' is teh funny! :lol:
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Posted 19 June 2005 - 09:13 PM
the nut frog?
actually yellow and green budgies do too
actually yellow and green budgies do too
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Posted 06 July 2005 - 01:17 PM
Ha yeah i did that radomly by accident. My Mozilla Firefox interent browser helped me out loads there. What great value for money as its free. And how good it is! (i hope they give me some money for that)
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Posted 30 July 2005 - 10:40 PM
why does rupert the bear where trousers and a scarf?
.........because he's a cunt
.........because he's a cunt
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Posted 09 August 2005 - 07:53 PM
what do you call an elephant with no ears?
ANYTHING YA WANT
ANYTHING YA WANT
Lets start a mosh-pit
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Posted 13 August 2005 - 12:51 PM
Why Did The Boy Fall Off His Bike?
Because He had A Fridge Thrown At Him.
True Story.
Because He had A Fridge Thrown At Him.
True Story.
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Posted 14 August 2005 - 02:36 PM
i know so many crap jokes.
1....what do you call lesbian dinosaurs?
lick.alot.a.pus.
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2....Why do doctors hate giving old women smear tests?
because its like opening a cheese toasty.
(lol have a nice meal)
1....what do you call lesbian dinosaurs?
lick.alot.a.pus.
.............................................
2....Why do doctors hate giving old women smear tests?
because its like opening a cheese toasty.
(lol have a nice meal)
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Posted 14 August 2005 - 09:42 PM
mmm.....cheese toastie....
"You and Wilson have my skills, Mr Hayden. In return, I received a taste for Radiohead and an encyclopedic knowledge of pornographic knock-knock jokes. Yes, I'd like to switch back if possible"
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Posted 16 August 2005 - 06:19 PM
true excuse for speeding driver
"I had to rush my dying hamster to the vets"
"I had to rush my dying hamster to the vets"
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Posted 16 August 2005 - 06:20 PM
man speeding at airport
"there was a jet flying over me which set the speed camera off, it wasn't my car"
"there was a jet flying over me which set the speed camera off, it wasn't my car"
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Posted 18 August 2005 - 02:52 PM
that actually doesnt work. if something is going more than 140 mph it doesnt register on the camera. thus, if you're gonna speed, do it really fast n u won't get caught.
rock music is kewl
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Posted 20 August 2005 - 01:15 PM
still, it was an actual excuse used but unlikely they got away with it
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Posted 07 September 2005 - 08:13 PM
zombie-eaters, on Aug 14 2005, 04:36 PM, said:
i know so many crap jokes.
Can we please hear some more then?
*If I put my foot up your ass would that be your problem?* - Ving Rhames, Dawn Of The Dead (2004)
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Posted 07 September 2005 - 08:34 PM
zombie-eaters, on Aug 16 2005, 07:19 PM, said:
true excuse for speeding driver
"I had to rush my dying hamster to the vets"
"I had to rush my dying hamster to the vets"
wait does that mean you always have to have a dead hamster in the back of your car?
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Posted 09 September 2005 - 06:34 PM
Guy Walks Into An Ice Cream Parlour And Asks The Guy,
"Do U Have Any Helicopter Flavour?"
The Guy Replies:
"Sorry, We Only Have Plane"
.....Badum Tish....
"Do U Have Any Helicopter Flavour?"
The Guy Replies:
"Sorry, We Only Have Plane"
.....Badum Tish....
