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#21 Forgone Conclusion

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Posted 17 November 2005 - 06:16 PM

I doubt it. After the house you'd only have £150 thou left. And with interest rates as they are today...

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Posted 17 November 2005 - 07:49 PM

I'd definately go for number 1. After 70, you can't do anything worthwhile anyway. £10m would probably set me up for life, I've no idea. If not it'd certainly go a long way to one helluva lot of the things I'd ever want.

If Number 5 was an option on it's own, then it'd be fucking tempting. My best mate's a whinging git at the best of times so I doubt he'd be any different afterwards.

This is the modern way.

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Posted 17 November 2005 - 08:34 PM

these are all options on their own - unless obviously one involves you dying at 70, the other at 75!

here's some more:

for $1,500,000, would you spend a month sharing a prison cell with a rapist (if you're a guy, he's gay)?

for $350,000, wearing your seatbelt in a normal sedan equipped with airbags, would you crash into a lamppost at 50mph?

women only: for $10 million, would you give up your firstborn child for adoption?
men: for $5 million, would you give up your fertility? (no children but you can adopt)

for $1,000,000, would you eat a (deboned) human foot?

for $100,000, would you perform natural sexual acts with a reasonably attractive partner at a live sex club with your friends and family watching?

#24 Forgone Conclusion

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Posted 17 November 2005 - 08:41 PM

I might eat the foot if it was cooked etc nicely. Would the rapist necessarily rape me? HE could me a midget gay rapist....

I'd be tempted by the crashing thing too...

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Posted 17 November 2005 - 09:57 PM

the only one i might do out of those is the crashing one

but i'd probably bottle it

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Posted 17 November 2005 - 10:02 PM

can i just say i'm not sure my family would go to a sex club, and even less sure they'd be interested in watching me perform. they'd probably leave. if they were forced to be there, i'm sure they'd understand the predicament i was in, and assume i was forced to be there to. your friends would probably just be jealous if she was buff.

rock music is kewl

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Posted 17 November 2005 - 10:11 PM

If it were Rob, they'd laugh at his little willy and chubby ankles.

And wonder why he was fucking a girl not a guy....

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Posted 17 November 2005 - 10:20 PM

*yawn*

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Posted 17 November 2005 - 10:24 PM

Forgone Conclusion, on Nov 17 2005, 10:11 PM, said:

And wonder why he was fucking a girl not a guy....

oh i get it! its because he's gay!

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Posted 17 November 2005 - 10:28 PM

Well done tommy, you got it in ONE!

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Posted 18 November 2005 - 08:52 AM

from the first one I would go with 4 just so I can pass loads of money onto my children. I can take the pain I've had tampons pulled out through my nose after an operation and thats real pain so I'm sure it would just be that for 48 hours :wub:

then again i'll be 100 so i'll be really weak.......

from the second set of options either crashing , or performing sexual acts infront of friends and family, I dont mind my friends watching too much but I wouldant really want to see my mum in the front row.

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Posted 18 November 2005 - 01:28 PM

it's not either/or!!! each one is a separate question: would you or wouldn't you?

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Posted 18 November 2005 - 07:13 PM

moley, on Nov 18 2005, 08:52 AM, said:

how the hell did you get a tampon (or tampons) stuck up your nose? what the hell were you doing!!??!??!?!

#34 Forgone Conclusion

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Posted 19 November 2005 - 12:13 AM

Snorting tampons. It's all the rage nowadays.

You gotta love that fresh period blood smell....

(My excuse for this highly tastelss postis that i am drunk, so normal rules do not apply)

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