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#1 Droogie

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Posted 15 February 2006 - 04:57 PM

HAHAHAHA what a fucking douche.

i was reading the paper today, apparently the guy that got shot had "over 5 and under 150-200 pellets lodged in his body". he had a heart attack because a pellet was stuck in his heart, causing some sort of complications.

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Posted 15 February 2006 - 05:01 PM

i think im in love with dick cheney. i know what ur thinking but he is true american hero. he really inspires me to become a better person. 4 example the other day i saw a black person walking down the street and i was like "omg a negro" but instead of walking on the other side i said "what would cheney do?" so i stayed on the sidewalk. when he came up to me i wanted to show him that i have no problems with people of color so i said "hey" and offered him my spare change before he could even ask. he was so happy that he told me to keep it. there was nothing to worry about after all! so i asked him if he wanted to play jazz at my birthday party, but he said he didnt play jazz. i think he was being shy lol!
i think cheney should be king because hes a real patriot. just the other day i saw him testifying on the 9/11 commission and some guy asked him about y he didnt stop the plane attacks and he was like "i dnot know, f you fags" lol.

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Posted 15 February 2006 - 05:02 PM

over 5 and under 150-200? Wow, how very specific

I read the story a few days ago - it didn't seem like it was (entirely) Dick's fault, apparently the guy moved and didn't tell anyone he had, though i find it hard to believe that he couldn't have stopped himself firing

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Posted 17 February 2006 - 02:21 PM

ed! at the disco, on Feb 15 2006, 05:01 PM, said:

dude... you gotta remind me where thats from. its been keeping me awake for days.

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Posted 15 March 2006 - 09:50 PM

cheney is a wanker,while out shooting with a hunting partner you shoul.d be aware of thier whereabouts at all times.unless its pandasaurus rob then you just keep firing.

na my case is rested as it is won,surely only a fool or a terrorist would go against my findings.tell me what the bitter taste of defeat is like,for i can taste only the sweetness of victory.abuse me more to your folly as it only strengthens my resolve,you weak inept cretinous pondlife

i will say no more on the matter until I see fit,rather like the lord of the manor throwing scraps to the uneducated peasants.now scurry away to your inadequate brothels of lower learning. for you cease to amuse me