[Lord Love Rocket]

Gotta love one of Spike Milligans

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[where_i'm_calling_from]

i thought his was 'i told you i was ill'

[Lord Love Rocket]

Yeah that was the other one. I did the one he didnt use.

[where_i'm_calling_from]

did you know that a really good way to get rid of a murder body is to bribe a mortician and put the body in a freshly dug grave. then have the coffin put over them. its the perfect crime, and thus milligan's other gravestone could actually be true. oooooh.

[Echoes]

most cemetaries bury dead people one over the other in any case

[where_i'm_calling_from]

i don't think thats true...its been proposed as a solution to overcrowding in graveyards, but theres been uproar from relatives of people who thought their relatives were buying burial plots for forever. in the proposed plans after like 15 years they can dig your body up and put another one underneath it, but i don't think its happening yet.
i think.

[Lord Love Rocket]

Its true anyway in the reference to grass, no?

Surely dumping a body way out at sea would be better?

[where_i'm_calling_from]

...but harder to do. you've gotta go a long way out to make sure it doesn't like get washed up or found by divers. its easier just to drive to the local graveyard i reckon.