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ive known about these things for a while so i thought id make a thread about them
theres some realllly funny laws out there, post any you know and feel free to look them up if you want
i'l get the ball rolling,
In Baltimore, Maryland, it is not legal to take a lion to the movies.
In Staten Island, New York, You may only water your lawn if the hose is held in your hand.
In Los Angeles, California, it is not legal to bathe two babies at the same time in the same tub.
ill just post those for now, keep them going though
outrageous laws
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Posted 16 June 2007 - 11:39 AM
It's illegal to buy and carry weed. Ridiculous!
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Posted 16 June 2007 - 10:13 PM
There's websites of this stuff.
USA, Texas - One must acknowledge a supreme being before being able to hold public office. It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing. It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel. It is illegal to milk another person's cow. It's illegal to possess realistic dildos.
UK - Since 1313, MPs are not allowed to don armor in Parliament. WHY WHY I ASK YOU? It'd be so much cooler if they could.
USA, Texas - One must acknowledge a supreme being before being able to hold public office. It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing. It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel. It is illegal to milk another person's cow. It's illegal to possess realistic dildos.
UK - Since 1313, MPs are not allowed to don armor in Parliament. WHY WHY I ASK YOU? It'd be so much cooler if they could.
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Posted 18 June 2007 - 05:26 AM
haha, 3 sips of beer standing up is great
It is illegal to hunt camels in Arizona.
It is illegal to hunt camels in Arizona.
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Posted 18 June 2007 - 10:56 PM
Right now apparently it's illegal to water your lawn here.
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Posted 23 June 2007 - 09:08 AM
In York it's legal to shoot a Scotsman after dark.
Rightfully so, too.
Rightfully so, too.
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Posted 23 June 2007 - 09:41 AM
I dunno, sometimes you just wanna go out and shoot a Scotsman in the dark. It's a victimless crime...
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Posted 23 June 2007 - 10:25 PM
Then you've never lived, you've never lived....
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Posted 24 June 2007 - 09:50 PM
Well it's actually a base primal instinct, often triggered after meeting the Scottish.
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Posted 25 June 2007 - 01:00 PM
Well then today is your lucky day! Meet A Scot is coming to your town! If you pick the right answer you get to meet a scot!
Q. Where are the Scots from
A. America
B. Finland
C. Germany
D. Egypt
Q. Where are the Scots from
A. America
B. Finland
C. Germany
D. Egypt
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Posted 25 June 2007 - 09:04 PM
That is not an option.
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Posted 26 June 2007 - 09:25 PM
Then stop creating gay threads that can only handle 6 on topic posts before theres nothing else to say.
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Posted 28 June 2007 - 07:53 PM
Glitched, on Jun 25 2007, 05:16 AM, said:
aah, the key is to meet a scot.
i have yet to do this
i have yet to do this
lucky very lucky if you do shoot it or next thing you know they will be running your country
na my case is rested as it is won,surely only a fool or a terrorist would go against my findings.tell me what the bitter taste of defeat is like,for i can taste only the sweetness of victory.abuse me more to your folly as it only strengthens my resolve,you weak inept cretinous pondlife
i will say no more on the matter until I see fit,rather like the lord of the manor throwing scraps to the uneducated peasants.now scurry away to your inadequate brothels of lower learning. for you cease to amuse me
i will say no more on the matter until I see fit,rather like the lord of the manor throwing scraps to the uneducated peasants.now scurry away to your inadequate brothels of lower learning. for you cease to amuse me
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Posted 28 June 2007 - 08:54 PM
Not for long though.
Another one which is nothing short of gay is the TV licensing laws. What a waste of money goes to our esteemed BBC. I think they spend it on re-running 2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps on BBC3.
In Thailand(?) it's illegal to step on the national currency.
Another one which is nothing short of gay is the TV licensing laws. What a waste of money goes to our esteemed BBC. I think they spend it on re-running 2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps on BBC3.
In Thailand(?) it's illegal to step on the national currency.
