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Posted 19 July 2007 - 09:17 PM

View PostEchoes, on Jul 19 2007, 02:24 PM, said:

In Chester, its legal to shoot a Welsh person with a bow and arrow inside city walls after midnight. In Hereford, you may not shoot a Welsh person on Sunday with a longbow in the Cathedral Close.

In Liverpool it is illegal for a woman to be topless in public except as a clerk in a tropical fish store.

In York, excluding Sundays, it is perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow.

but why not on sundays,i tell you if i was wandering around york on a sunday and a tartan tosser crossed my path my quiver would be empty and damn thier laws
na my case is rested as it is won,surely only a fool or a terrorist would go against my findings.tell me what the bitter taste of defeat is like,for i can taste only the sweetness of victory.abuse me more to your folly as it only strengthens my resolve,you weak inept cretinous pondlife

i will say no more on the matter until I see fit,rather like the lord of the manor throwing scraps to the uneducated peasants.now scurry away to your inadequate brothels of lower learning. for you cease to amuse me

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Posted 21 July 2007 - 09:50 PM

i know this isnt a law but i find it funny that piss is considered a swear word
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Posted 05 August 2007 - 11:35 PM

Yeah just like in the movie Accepted, it beeps out every "fuck" word.
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