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#1 crystal X

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Posted 29 May 2005 - 12:21 PM

what the hell?

i just managed to BURN PORRIDGE! all you have to do is put it into the microwave and i managed to burn it. now i have no more food to eat. its not fair.

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#2 Echoes

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Posted 29 May 2005 - 12:31 PM

burn porridge? jesus h christ, that's serious mental retardation!

i can't cook for shit, either. That's not cool, cause half of my family is from Lyon, the culinary Capital of france...

do Yanks have Pot Noodle over there?

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Posted 29 May 2005 - 12:46 PM

Thats nothing compared to my culinary skills. I once managed to burn water while making a cup of tea.

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Posted 29 May 2005 - 01:15 PM

i once fucked up boiling an egg so bad the mother hen hunted me down and pecked me in the eye for disrespecting her.

i also once donald some super noodles cos i couldn't be arsed to watch them and they welded to the pan with that gloopy chow mein sauce.

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#5 crystal X

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Posted 29 May 2005 - 01:50 PM

the porridge was the only breakfast i was likely to get today

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#6 Beej

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Posted 29 May 2005 - 01:54 PM

Breakfast?! It was 1:21 when ya posted

I cooked once.

#7 crystal X

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Posted 29 May 2005 - 02:10 PM

i know, i only got up at 11:45, then i had to shower, check to see if my friend was on the internet...

being a girl isnt easy y'know...

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#8 Beej

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Posted 29 May 2005 - 03:04 PM

I wouldn't know, I've never tried

Does sound difficult tho..... A lay-in (horrible!) a shower (Nightmare, could drown in there) and then the Internet, one of the most dangerous places in the world

I'm findin your ever changing signiture to be quite cool..... "play emily, start living" :huh:

Edit: Although now it's "the emily man" :lol:

#9 crystal X

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Posted 29 May 2005 - 03:25 PM

great isnt it?

ahem... pregnancy (not that ive experienced that, yet) PERIOD PAINS EVERY FUCKING MONTH!!!

trust me, you wouldnt like it.

multiple orgasms are fun, though.

No need to explain the plan, no need to even bother
I'll pack my bags, I swear I'll run, wish my friends were 21
- Anthem, Blink 182