[where_i'm_calling_from]

yes it is. and don't deviate from the topic. it is appropriate to ask such questions in the spam forum.

[Forgone Conclusion]

You know i spent 5 minutes trying to get a glimpse of nipple....

(and wooo! Fan!) We could make her a special honorory of the spam forum hardcore group

[zombie-eaters]

lol hard luck on that one.
hmm sounds interesting.....

[The Phlegmy One!111]

You just wanna get in there.

[Echoes]

there's rumours going round that Johnny Depp's main inspiration for his Willy Wonka character in his new film is Michael Jackson

[Automatic Man]

makes sense, why else would he put on an amazing offer to let kids into his factory???

[Echoes]

haha :0

have to say, that film's not looking very good... at all

[Forgone Conclusion]

Not as good as the original anyway

[Echoes]

http://www.gigwise.c...contentid=10520

Michael Jackson Caught Applying Make-Up

Oh dear, Michael Jackson just gets weirder and weirder…he was recently caught in the ladies room in a shopping mall in Dubai touching up his make-up.

Jacko was dressed in a woman’s traditional Arabic head dress when he ‘accidentally’ wandered into the ladies section of the communal toilets.

On entering the toilets he removed his head dress and started applying some much needed make-up.

A woman who was in the toilets at the time squealed in horror at recognising Jacko’s mangled face and proceeded to take photos of him on her mobile phone.

On hearing Jackson scream his security guards rushed into the toilets to his aid. The woman who had been witness to him putting his slap on said she was going to take the photos to the local police as he had entered a ladies toilet.

Shoppers at the Mall were witnesses to Jacko’s bodyguards trying to wrestle the mobile phone from the woman before police officers broke up the brawl.

Jackson later left the mall in a blacked out vehicle after police forced the woman to hand over her phone as you are forbidden to take unauthorised pictures to sell for profit in Bahrain.

A police officer later said that no action was to be taken against Jackson.

[where_i'm_calling_from]

whats the big deal? men wear make up all the time. and guys go into the women's toilets all the time. it doesn't seem like he had any perverse intent or anything.

[Forgone Conclusion]

By men do you mean you ed?

That's weird, but hey, it's MJ - it's not exactly shocking is it?

[Echoes]

there's more...

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Debbie Rowe, ex-wife of Michael Jackson has revealed that the crazy singer is not the biological father to their children Prince Michael Jr and Paris.

Rowe, was married to the baby dangling Jackson for three years during 1996 and 1999. She has now revealed that both children were conceived through artificial insemination.

Rowe told the Irish newspaper, The Sunday World: "Michael knows the truth - that he is not the natural father of Prince Michael Jr and Paris. He has to come clean."

"I have no information whatsoever about the identity of the semen donor for either child as such (semen) was obtained anonymously from a semen bank under an agreement of confidentiality."

[Droogie]

lol, she is really safe to reveal that to the whole world.

i wonder why they had to use artificial insemination though.

[Eh! Steve]

Jackson probably attempted to have plastic surgery on his penis, rendering himself sterile for evermore

[Forgone Conclusion]

Removing the last shred of evidence he was black...

[TheDissident]

Forgone Conclusion, on Nov 30 2005, 01:30 PM, said:

Removing the last shred of evidence he was black...

And the last shred of evidence he was a man

[Droogie]

ive always wondered if michael jackson has a large penis. i mean technically hes black, but i just cannot imagine him with one.