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why do fat ugly people smoke?

  1. it makes them cool (1 votes [12.50%])

    Percentage of vote: 12.50%

  2. it's an appetite suppressant which might make them thin (1 votes [12.50%])

    Percentage of vote: 12.50%

  3. they get loads of new friends in people who want to steal fags off them (1 votes [12.50%])

    Percentage of vote: 12.50%

  4. some cool kid teased them and now they're addicted (1 votes [12.50%])

    Percentage of vote: 12.50%

  5. they're fat and ugly so dying young's no real biggie (4 votes [50.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 50.00%

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Posted 19 June 2005 - 01:01 AM

i've narrowed down an unanswerable question to 5 possible answers

it's pretty self-explanatory

feel free to state other possible reasons
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Posted 19 June 2005 - 01:09 AM

hey if theyre fat and ugly then they havent got much going for them. let them smoke, if its the only good thing in their lives.
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Posted 19 June 2005 - 01:13 AM

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Posted 19 June 2005 - 08:58 AM

I think the answer's fairly obvious. As do the other 3 people who have voted as of yet....
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Posted 19 June 2005 - 10:25 AM

their smoking is another way natural selection will get them, the fatties

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Posted 19 June 2005 - 10:54 AM

hey, i know the answer. ha! there is a right answer, just so you know, and most of you are wrong.
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Posted 19 June 2005 - 11:08 AM

HA I liked the evolution theory of that, but it doesn't really work as alot of skinny hot people also smoke. It's really a social thing I think, people who lack confidence/ have low self esteem smoke as it puts them into the "smoker gang", people offer each other fags and have a little chat, and you get the "have you got a lighter". I remember a old friend of mine hated smoking but when she started college she started smoking just so she could sit in the smoking hut at lunch, its like a cult of smoking for weak people who can't talk to each other. Perhap's they will all die off one day. Sorry to all you smokers out there, haven't got a problem with it really, just wouldn't do it myself.

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Posted 19 June 2005 - 11:11 AM

yeh but it's not a good thing even if it's skinny hot people

but with fat ugly people it's just like "have you actually got nothing going for you?!"
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Posted 19 June 2005 - 11:13 AM

some people don't. you have to be a bit dense to willingly damage your body like that. usually its the same people who think that sunday newspapers are actually produced on a sunday who smoke.
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Posted 19 June 2005 - 11:15 AM

yeh ed why aren't you at work?

i thought you worked for the sunday telegraph, so why are you at home?
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Posted 19 June 2005 - 11:16 AM

oooooh busted. i was lying about that the whole time.
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Posted 19 June 2005 - 01:14 PM

It's sunday?!?!
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Posted 19 June 2005 - 01:47 PM

well thats what i heard. i got my exams starting tomorrow. i am too lucky.
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Posted 19 June 2005 - 07:59 PM

surely alot of the reasoning behind fat ugly people smoking will be similar to thin good looking people. bar the ones who are smoking to lose weight...........even though, having thought about it, alot of thin people have that as their reason too.

also the google ads at the bottom of this thread make me chuckle
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Posted 19 June 2005 - 08:26 PM

vision, on Jun 19 2005, 08:59 PM, said:

the google ads at the bottom of this thread make me chuckle
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Posted 19 June 2005 - 08:28 PM

the ones before were 'stop smoking now' and 'buy cigarettes online' or something. but they've changed now
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Posted 19 June 2005 - 09:07 PM

Ah i think these may have been the ones she was talking about... What a surprise, there are hundreds of thousands of single, obese people.

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Posted 19 June 2005 - 09:14 PM

mine are even better!

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Posted 19 June 2005 - 09:26 PM

can we stay on topic please
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Posted 19 June 2005 - 09:43 PM

agh - ya got me


anyways, perhaps people that are fat have a tendency to not care about their health, and therefore don't see the disadvantages of smoking either?

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